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The daughter of an assassinated president is now no longer in the running for New York’s senate seat, which was left vacant when the wife of a publicly adulterous politician moved on up to the executive branch. The candidate was being considered for appointment by a legally blind, formerly adulterous recreational coke-user, who moved to the Governor’s Mansion only after the former governor’s involvement in a prostitution ring was exposed and his name besmirched. Home!
